Oh Kids

Oh kids if you only knew the half of it. Let's just say that one will never have amazing sex and barf at the same time, now you are all wondering why I either 1. Know this or 2. Mentioned it. Well let me explain a little......there once was a kid and well I think you all know where this story is going......or to quote Philip, do you? Ha ha ha ha :) I know I know, I'm cute.

On another note, I'm finding lot's of boys like me but are intimadated by me. And I really just don't understand it. I mean I know I'm smart and I like to fight with people and I guess I'm a "pretty girl" to quote Philip. :) There is a long story behind Philip and I don't care to go into all the details so don't ask and I won't tell. Well then you ask, why mention that either. Because I can and I did.

I'm sweepy, and hungry and I guess I need a shower, or so I'm told. You know I just realized that Philip is an ass. Well anyway to make a not so long story end. I'm done.

~Kiss Me I'm Shit Faced~ *wink wink*